Sometimes a product is so ridiculous or over the top that people can’t help but make fun of it. If you do a quick search for funny Amazon reviews, it happens all the time. Take these Swiss Army Knife Reviews from this real world knife.
Take this Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife – I mean who in their right mind saw this and said “Yes! I need this. This is practical and will come in handy in many future situations.”
Here are a few that will make you laugh…’
“So far I’ve only opened about half of the things on it and taped it to a Roomba, it’s been making small repairs around my home while in at work. Next project is to lock it in the garage with the car.”
“I accidentally left this knife in the glovebox of my wore out 67 Chevy truck overnight. miraculously the knife fully restored the truck and drove it to the store then returned with two hookers and a cooler full of beer.”
Serves this girl right to go against the Werger…
“As soon as I found out how much my husband spent on this, I left him. Bad move. It represented him at the divorce hearing. I now pay $10,000 a month in alimony.”
It does have some flaws.
“While the welder on this does work absolutely flawlessly, there is no place to store your welding rods. Also the toaster oven on this is barely big enough to put a small frozen pizza in. Everything is top notch quality but it seems like the features are not all thoroughly thought out.”
Finally, someone has left us with a warning…
“The knife has become self-aware, and is staring at me from the corner of the room. The 1,387 page instruction manual has no troubleshooting for self-awareness. I’ve attempted to communicate with the knife, but it only speaks Swiss-German. It keeps saying: “Ich werde Ihre Welt zu beherrschen!” It looks angry. Funny, because everyone was so nice during my last trip to Switzerland. Anyway, if you purchase this knife, be sure to unplug it from the USB port at night, power down WiFi, and disable the satellite link, lest it access Google and learn and as mine did. This is my final communication with the world….self-awareness hiccup aside, five stars for the crème brûlée torch.”
You can see the Swiss Army Knife Reviews Amazon listing here.
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