Bad Lip Reading brings you gems like… “She got pushed in the fountain, and she stabbed her legs. Obviously she was carrying a bunch of assorted tools.” -The Ref and also “I’m disappointed in your wrist size”. Pure hilarity.
“I like to pretend I’m a creature of the night.”
“Just run toward the other side, then I will pitch it to you.” – Best football advice I’ve ever heard.
“I feel quite bad for this weakling, I’m going to mess with him.”